Friday, January 9, 2009

3 books I won't write

Falljen Kaetten
A swedish fairy tale about a kitten who falls off a window sill and has adventures in the alley below until she gets hungry and meows to get back inside.

The Car, So Sad
A pop-science/doctoral dissertation about what will become of all the automobiles and their infrastructure once we can't use them anymore.

The Reach of Children
A Shakespearian 1 line play set in antiquity:
Roman senator from Las Vegas: "The economy is bad; we may have to shut down the vomitoria!"
the chorus: crying.
(I know that there weren't vomitoria, I'm using it here as a metaphor)

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